cyfrifiadur
a one man p.a wrecking machine
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noel edmonds acid enema noel edmonds acid enema
a song inspired by noel edmonds lovely beard
cyfrifiadur is another ill concieved project by me chris c-r. i decided to start producing because of my wish to fuse together my guitar and jungle. Other projects of i am involved in are jim bowens bastard lovechild,cords of banada and Mungo.Band/artist history
I'm the bastard love child of jim bowen and bullys' illicit affair.jim and bully were busier than ever presenting a special phalidomide edition of bullseye for L.W.T when bully caught my dad's eye in a totally different light,for the first time he noticed bullys' delicate arse,dripping with bovine persperation mixed with the fragrance of shit and spunk.my dad tried to deny his base prime ordeal instincts but one nite when bully had passed out wathching hermaphrodite porn my dad seased the opportunity to fuck bully right up his beef curtains.......... nine months later jim wouldnt return any of bullys' calls and his raging crack habit saw him suckin dick for rock, until one day he found a dealer who gave him a gram of crack for me.Within a week i found myself starring in porn films along side rich business executives and politicians.I knew i had to escape so i smuggled myself out of the kiddie porn dungeon in a morrisons bag full of sick. i spent a week in the bag living off of the sick and when it seemed that all hope was lost a family of chaffinches from stoke on trent came to my rescue.since then my life has been pretty normal,taking basson lessons,smuggling arms to the middle east,contributing to the bush administration,eating cheese,making mash ups,scaring old people and refusing to play house sets no matter whatHave you performed in front of an audience?yeah i do live jungle/breakore improvisation as cyfrifiadur useing ableton and reaktor,and i am available for birthdays,weddings,funerals and barmitzvahs across the county
Your musical influences
everything ive experienced up until nowWhat equipment do you use?
me slaptop and me C64 nigh laaaaaaaa
denbigh/guildford,
United Kingdom
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556975
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