Greetings...
You were born in Colorado.
You live in Jefferson City, Missouri.
You were born on Valentine's Day.
You once owned a "Bat Microwave."
You should never Bake a baby.
You own a banjo.
You listen to Black Flag, D.I., Rancid, and much more.
You used to work at Applebee's on MO Blvd.
You belong to the Church of the Sub-Genius.
I know who you are, but you don't know me.... HA! HA! HA! HA! I keep my friends close and my enemies even closer. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!
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Greetings... You were born in Colorado. You live in Jefferson City, Missouri. You were born on Valentine's Day. You once owned a "Bat Microwave." You should never Bake a baby. You own a banjo. You listen to Black Flag, D.I., Rancid, and much more. You used to work at Applebee's on MO Blvd. You belong to the Church of the Sub-Genius. I know who you are, but you don't know me.... HA! HA! HA! HA! I keep my friends close and my enemies even closer. HA! HA! HA! HA! HA! HA!