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Felix's Midnight Morgy Felix's Midnight Morgy
From the depths of the fifth level of Hades within the rectum of the lord high Beelzebub two demons now stand amongst us as men. Forged with a plan so diabolical that it takes a giant leap of logic to comprehend.
Their plan is to destroy mankind by weaving incantations into music that will make reality fade into insignificance and make hell a nice place to visit. So they pick up their instruments and play songs with such ease and beauty that mankind's ears cannot help but fall in love with the rhythm & melody being produced - without warning these demons will then weave their incantations and you will fall helplessly into nothingness
.Anus Fantasticus & Leon Rectolosphere will destroy you all. Their music will beguile you, their stories will astound you, and when you are not looking - they will sodomise you - before destroying reality of course.
Anus Fantasticus & Leon Rectolosphere have been joined on their quest by Berzerkai Analus and Bottom Horn - two followers who have laid down their mortal lives to spread the incantations of the 'wound.Contact
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