Hoover

Song 2 Song 2
Blur would come up and beat me if they knew this cover existed. Chuck B attempts to play the drums on this one. He started playing drums 2 weeks before Hoover first played this song so don't expect miracles even on this recording.

Trapped Trapped
Hoover butchered the Love Rollercoaster riff and added our own lame lyrics. Chuck B's second rap ever. Our lead singer tried to rap as well, so don't confuse his rhymes with Chuck B's.

Pot Of Gold Pot Of Gold
The song Hoover will be remembered for. Our worst song yet the catchiest one. You will find yourself singing "Pot Of Gooooooold" after you listen to it. This is where the band started becoming a big joke.

Fear Fear
Dirtay called this Hoover's Dungeon Ass Rape song. We couldn't say it at the show; our guitarist's Christian parents were there. Christians say words like ass rape too, we get our youth group membership cards revoked though.

Toys 'R Us Toys 'R Us
Our lead singer wanted to cover the Toys 'R Us song, so we did. Chuck B decided to step out of this one and make snide comments on the sidelines.

Mexican Freestyle Mexican Freestyle
Our guitarist had a cheesy Mexican riff we built a lame song around. Chuck B was too insecure to freestyle so he just made fun of people.

My Prayer My Prayer
Chuck B wrote & sang the lyrics, gave them to Dirtay who wrote a beautiful acoustic guitar part for them. The singing doesn't match it but it's still a personal song for Chuck B. He loves its decaying feel.

Nobody Does It Like Us Nobody Does It Like Us
The first rap Chuck B ever wrote. The only song Hoover ever had down. The biggest exclamation point to the joke that was Hoover. Thank Bob Dole no one does it like us.