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Metal & Death/Black Metal Music artist from Fort Mohave, AZ. 30+ songs free to stream or download. Add to your playlist now.

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Dark Twat

Picture for song 'At The Love In' by artist 'Dark Twat'

At The Love In At The Love In

Skit we came up with out of nowhere about hippies encountering a racist at a Love-in

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Mostannoyingsoundintheworld' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Mostannoyingsoundintheworld Mostannoyingsoundintheworld

It's exactly what the song says

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Explosive c*** plugs' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Explosive cplugs Explosive c*** plugs

Everyone knows at least one chick who needs to have their tampon rigged with C4

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Jalapeno Fetus Poppers' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Jalapeno Fetus Poppers Jalapeno Fetus Poppers

Our friend Justin and the Randy Buttsex song "Aborted Fetus Feast" inspired this one. Also, Johnny Piratecock beatboxes on this one

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Death By Dick Choke' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Death By Dick Choke Death By Dick Choke

We're br00tal death metal, yo!

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'What F*** ing Scene?' by artist 'Dark Twat'

What Fing Scene? What F*** ing Scene?

Another half assed song

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'An Hero' by artist 'Dark Twat'

An Hero An Hero

"do it f** " and "an hero" are both phrases from 4chan

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Retarded Game Boy' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Retarded Game Boy Retarded Game Boy

More album filler

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Brandingo' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Brandingo Brandingo

Ode to our buddy Brandon, aka 'Brandingo'

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'ThatFagFromBlink182NeedsToStopMakingMusic (pt. 1)' by artist 'Dark Twat'

ThatFagFromBlink182NeedsToStopMakingMusic (pt. 1) ThatFagFromBlink182NeedsToStopMakingMusic (pt. 1)

The first song in our 2-part rant against Tom Delong from blink 182. This one is about Boxcar Racer

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Rice N Hippies' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Rice N Hippies Rice N Hippies

Really really retarded song

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Stupid Spoiled Whore' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Stupid Spoiled Whore Stupid Spoiled Whore

About every stuck up hot chick in Bullhead

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Kung Fu Ballerina' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Kung Fu Ballerina Kung Fu Ballerina

beating another dead horse

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Grimmer Than The Darkest....' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Grimmer Than The Darkest.... Grimmer Than The Darkest....

Our tr00est, kvltest song ever!

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Porngrind song' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Porngrind song Porngrind song

Tribute to porngrind bands, but with really really stupid vocals

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Rancid Breath Lady' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Rancid Breath Lady Rancid Breath Lady

was going to be a Priest Beater song, before they went in a more serious direction

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Wes' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Wes Wes

Johnny Piratecock making fun of this faggy goth/wannabe vampire guy that we know. Album filler

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'ThatFagFromBlink182NeedsToStopMakingMusic (pt.2)' by artist 'Dark Twat'

ThatFagFromBlink182NeedsToStopMakingMusic (pt.2) ThatFagFromBlink182NeedsToStopMakingMusic (pt.2)

Part 2 of making fun of Tom Delonge's sh***ty side projects. I didn't think it could get gayer than Blink-182, but we were proven wrong by Angels and Airwaves.

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Beard Crabs' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Beard Crabs Beard Crabs

My beard was itching one day, and I wrote a song about it.

Death/Black Metal

Picture for song 'Taking A sh*** In Hot Topic And Throwing It At...' by artist 'Dark Twat'

Taking A shIn Hot Topic And Throwing It At... Taking A sh*** In Hot Topic And Throwing It At...

Figured out how to play that gay Poison song, then made a song making fun of the 40 year old fat chicks who work in Hot Topic and wear some sh***ty glam band shirt in an effort to be hip with today's youth. There's one in every store, I swear.

Death/Black Metal