Yoda
@lommognon
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Montréal, QC Canada
Joined Nov 11, 2007
Chasing my tail as a much needed cardiovascular exercice, I felt slightly dizzy after a thousandt spin'around. Saw lights, flashes, and all the usual "you went too far" alarm bells of the mind, and one of them told me to settle down. It wasn't god I am sure, for the voice was kind and deliciously french, and we all know god talks nothing but burps and farts. I did as I was ordered, and realised I had been tricked. Now all was turning around me, and all I could feel from my vintage point was utter confusion and slight nausea. Melting there I started to stagnate, and before you know it I stank. I was living the american dream, thriving without moving, but I could only feel disgusted at myself. I was becoming pudgy, a socially active castaway, reclused by his smell. I then understood the anger of the nucleus; having to stand still when everybody's moving, yet not being able to say "fuck off i'm leaving", because it is crucially necessary for the electrons to have something to stay away from, or else they'll collapse. So I guess I'll just stay in the middle. Just like the hole between two cheeks.
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Ever felt pain?
May 19, 2008
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You are a victim. Everything you dou is payback for a crime you didn't even commit. They make you eat your own booggers because of someone's else crime. You didn't ask for this... Does this suit your conception of life? Do you caress these kind of thoughts while you have a buttplug up your arse? Then keep away from anything which emanates from this septic cover, 'cause you might strangulate in your puke.
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D.U.G.U.Y.
Nov 28, 2007
Optimism is reluctantly the best way to get disapointed. Therefore I will resort to cannibalism in order to not survive this crazy life. If somehow I manage to render this feat impossible, I will gladly see you later. Just to remind people that these bruits will go on and on, until such time as to significantly change the face of your mother. Garanteed f*** up with the host of bruits that comes out of your ass, mouth, and/or nose. Plaid is not nice... f***ers need to buy a mirror...
lommognon
Nov 25, 2007
The beasty boys were so right; there ain't nothin like the soft yet pudgy feeling of mashed potatoes...
lommognon
Nov 22, 2007
Well if you are a wacky toad, a bruit lover or just another of them lost souls you might want to set a foot on this island... Our cannibals have nice teeth.
Je viens de compléter un recencement de la population vivant sous les soutanes du clergé local: Résultat: - Pénis = -1 - Balls= 273 (136 curés plus dickless uniball) - Vagins = 18 (pas mal de travelos dans ce milieu) - Morpions = 26 819 (crisss, je les ai tous pognés) - Anal prolapse = 1 - autres: j'ai pas assez de morpions pour les compter