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Rock & Punk Music artist from Morris, IL. New songs free to stream or download. Add to your playlist now.

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Emerett and Nikolai

Punk/Ska Fiends of Justice and incomprehensible cream-filled sandwiches.

13 songs
2.0K plays
Picture for song 'Landshark: The Journey v1.5' by artist 'Emerett and Nikolai'

Landshark: The Journey v1.5 Landshark: The Journey v1.5

Alternative Hip Hop

Picture for song 'Dk of the Heartbroken' by artist 'Emerett and Nikolai'

Dk of the Heartbroken Dk of the Heartbroken

What? Free sausage? And it tastes like lemon? I warned you clowns...I warned you...

Other Alternative

Picture for song 'DCF (Double Chin Fantasies)' by artist 'Emerett and Nikolai'

DCF (Double Chin Fantasies) DCF (Double Chin Fantasies)

A trip to the daisy field

Ska

Picture for song 'My Asian Sweetheart Part 2 (Scotland)' by artist 'Emerett and Nikolai'

My Asian Sweetheart Part 2 (Scotland) My Asian Sweetheart Part 2 (Scotland)

Good stuff in here.

Punk

Picture for song 'Attack of the Skelingtons' by artist 'Emerett and Nikolai'

Attack of the Skelingtons Attack of the Skelingtons

To think is to listen and to listen is to swim.

Alternative Metal

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We are Emerett and Nikolai. Our real names? No. Hardly. Keep your penguin groping soul away from our fresh scented garbage by listening to our entire collection of law abiding tunage. That's right. Tunage. You heard me. Tunage. You dig? Keep coming back for some more smooth melodies...Tunage.
Band/artist history
Ever since the 1960s, Emerett and Nikolai have plagued the nation with melodies that make you rock while crying. We jumped on the train that is now known as the greyhound bus line, and mailed ourselves to each other in a spiritual bond that erupted in spontaneous wild tunage. That's right. Tunage. Don't suppress those feelings my Asian sweetheart...
Have you performed in front of an audience?
Once, in part of a church, and yes, it was pretty special. You know the feeling...right? Nice.
Your musical influences
Well we like Donkey Kong, Beethoven, the beets kick serious ooftang, and lest we forget Anal Pudding. You guys are the greatest band ever...That's right. Tunage.
What equipment do you use?
Fruity Loops, that's right, the drums aren't real. Fender Toronado Morley wah pedals Estrogen Monster Cables Shure Microphone
Anything else?
Take E and N's advice: life is as fun as you make it, so make it fun moron.
Morris, IL  USA
Rock • Punk
ID 173570
Contact
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Comments (4)
I think you are cute
Alot of cool stuff here. I like it! I think I was a mile "HIGH" once... but not in the club. Keep your head stoned
What's the mile-high club?
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