xMJx

Acton, MA USA

February 09, 2004

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Matt: We're together in May Club and did this for fun. And John's a bad boyfriend. But I'll let him talk more about that...

John: Our singer (in May Club) sucks. Just kidding...hopefully. So we're Matt and John of May Club, and we decided that the best way to get into our girlfriends' pants was through song. Ok, not exactly. Matt and I are bad boyfriends, so we're constantly forced make up for our bad qualities, so we did this for a vday gift. Enjoy!

Band/artist history

We met in May Club, and we always wanted to play our favorite songs with back ups and 2nd guitars, so we did.

Have you performed in front of an audience?

Matt: Kinda sorta not really. If you catch us in a cool moment we'll play. Special moments? One time I ejaculated mid song. It was that good of a vibration... John: We play for our friends, that's somewhat live. I like it when girls totally want to give up their sweet nectar to us, but we're like "No, we're taken," and it just makes them want us more. special moment....Um...what time Matt ate a cereal...no one else understands that but us

Your musical influences

Matt: John Nolan. I am ALL about the John Nolan.

John: Jesse Lacey, because I need ot neutralize John Nolan. It's like the pH scale, Nolan is an corrsive acidic 0, and Lacey's like super alkaline 14, and we need to get it to a nice, soft neutral 7...oh and my anti-influence is AP chem.

What equipment do you use?

Matt: I use a Celebrity Ovation electric/acoustic guitar and an Elvis mic.

John: A really old Yamaha acoustic guitar and some mic wrapped in electrical tape.

Anything else?

Matt: Chocolate! By the way, that sexy voice screaming? Yeah. Yeah, that's me bitch. Listen to it and know that it took a long time to be able to sing and scream at the same time. It's one thing to do one or the other, it's a completely other thing to do them at the same time.

John: IHATETHEFUCKINGYANKEESOHMYGODIHOPEYOUCONTRACTAVENERIALDISEASEARODIHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!