Whack
Millipedes!Band/artist history
One day, Salvador Erubiel and Skip J. Fuggle were sitting on the roof of a CVS in their town. All of a sudden, they heard a loud voice. They looked down from the roof and saw a grey bus with music coming out of it. The saw it and quickly jumped off the roof, but accidentally, both of them jumped too far and broke their shoulders. It was a sad moment. To make it worse, the people in the bus suddenly threw sloppy chum all over Salvador. He was quite enraged now. He was ran up to them to throw a rock at them, but more chum came at him. Then Skip took out a knife he keeps on him and slashes their tires. Their were mighty sore at Skip and Salvador now. They all came out of the bus with pipes! Salvador yelled, "Hey, Roachfaces, go back to the city of millipedes
!" Once he yelled that, he ran with Skip like all hell to get out of there. Just then, on the road next to them, their friend Alberta picked them up and drove like hell. She told them "I saw you were trouble, so I quickly got to my car!" Skip said "Thanks Alberta!" She said "Rawr!" They decided to ignore it, but it still kind of weirded them out. She drove them to the town of Red Hive where they had a meeting that night with a man and a woman they didn't know the names of. In fact, they didn't know why they were meeting them. But they decided to wait around town until 4 o' clock came around. Salvador went into his pocket to find a pen only to find cigarette butts and a picture of Tom Waits with a drawn on mustache, devil horns, and saying "Blar-ba-ba!" This confused Salvador, for they were Skip's pants. But that too was ignored. After sitting near the fountain in the main part of town for an hour, it was only 2 o' clock. Skip was practicing a waltz he saw at a show while Salvador was trying to think of all the words that rhymed with "tulip". Right when Salvador asked Skip if "Mool-up" was a word, a werewolf came out of the fountain. A fucking werewolf. Quickly, Salvador and Skip ran the oppisite directions, but the werewolf merely got on the trolley that had just opened up in the town. A man passed by them, and Skip asked him for a cigarette. The man said "Surely!" and right when he gave to him, Skip ate it. The man looked at me, and I gave him a wink. Too confused, the man trotted off. For a second it was raining, then it stopped. "Funny eh?" thought neither of them. It was reaching for so the decided to go to the other side of the fountain, where they needed to meet them. They found a note saying
"Skip and Salvador,
Can't make it. Sorry.
By the way, we need that money by tonight or Jose dies.
A. T. & A. T."
Neither of them knew who Jose was, so they crumbled the night and walked away. Salvador saw a girl on the street that looked familiar, he went up to her and said "Do I know you?" She said "Is that a pick up line you cunt?" He said "No, I think I saw you before at a friend's house." She punched him in the jaw, took his fedora hat, and smacked him in the face with it. He went back to skip and said "Didn't we see her at Virgil's house?" Salvador said "yes! we did! She beat me up for no reason!" "Oh well" uttered Skip.
It was a this point that5 o' clock rolled around and the two boys wondered why they were still at the fountain. They called Alberta up to see if she wanted to go to the billiards, she said "Rawr!" and picked them up at the Red Hive Fountain. They went to the billiards hall, and saw some rich folk they had got into a fight last week with. The head of their gang, Jupiter Wallace the III, yelled at them, "Hey S and M, you want to have some fun again?!" He friends laugh and Skip had to hold Salvador back from advancing. They started to play pool, Salvador was beating Alberta and Skip was laughing at them. When Salvador beat her, she implied "Rawr!" with punch his jaw. She left after that, and with no ride home, and the place closing down, they were all forced out of the Billiard Hall. It was now Skip, Salvador, and the rich folk waiting outside. Everyone was looking at each other and smoking. Chuckles came from the hair-gelled fiends near the door. Jason Hu drove up to the parking lot looking to play, a long time friend of Skip's and when he saw Jupiter, who made racist comments at him all the time, he threw a rock at his face. It missed, but Jupiter lunged at Jason. Savlador quickly pulled him off, threw him to the ground, and shoved the cigarette butts from his pocket into Jupiter's mouth saying "In the land of the blind, the man with one eye is king, you fuck!" Skip had two of Jupiters friends trying to cut him with some glass they found on the ground. Skip attempted to kick the glass out of one of their hands, but was cut on the shin. The two boys smiled at one another, but while looking at each other, Skip threw dirt in their eyes. They were hunched over until Skip elbowed both of them in the head. It was at this point that Jason started punch all of Jupiter's friends in the stomach when they were on the ground, and Skip, finding a spray paint bottle on the ground, sprayed on their bodies, "WHACK!" They left them all on the ground in pain, got into Jason's car and screamed together driving away "WE WILL BURY YOU!!!!!!"
Lemonade was served afterwords.
It wasn't good lemonade.Have you performed in front of an audience?Millipedes!
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