Vagina Pancake and The Crucified Strudel
We rock your band all over your mother's donkey slippers!! If there ever was a band to give you lukewarm feelings of sour Cheese-its, "Vagina Pancake and the Crucified Strudel" rise above all bologna sandwiches. Behold, if Jesus were a cheesecake, "Vagina Pancake" would be his only muffin..his only reason to watch the Brady Bunch.
So sit back, grab a midget, and swoon your dumplings at the spank-tastic melodies of "Vagina Pancake and the Crucified Strudel". ZIG CHODE!!
Have you performed live in front of an audience? Any special memories?
I'm sorry, but we only perform for gay, black midgets with horn implants on their elbows.We don't recommend this surgery.
The only special moment I can really recall is when the King of the gay, black, midgets with horn implants on their elbows dragged Ryan into a dark cave and raped the stuffing out of him..They now have a family with twenty-four children..all named Bazooka Joe.
Your musical influences
Are musical influences are..Craig. Craig is the founder and the King of the art of Drunken Babble, and will be missed to this day. Sadly, he passed away in a freak bottle-rocket-up-the-anus accident.
R.I.P: Craig
(1973 - Whenever the bottle rocket reached his brain)
What equipment do you use?
Well..The Chodesmith babbles relentlessly and plays guitar, Alec Baldwin screams and whines in a high-pitched voice, and Billy Shakes of the Bang-jiwi tribe mumbles and jingles his car keys..And we all press the red "Start" button on the electronic drum set.
Anything else?
I had a little doggie, his name was mister Jinks.
We used him as a sacrifice, and had a few more drinks.
In Rome they eat their babies, In Moscow I'm a Jew.
Behold, I love your mother.
.And I love you too!!
