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my girlfriend thinks im too sensitive
my heart beat is repetetive,
her lips are competitive against mine,
is loving her so much really a crime,
as her eyes shine within mine,
as we stare at eachother for hours,
she smells as sweet as a flower,
but then again the aftertaste is sour,
as sour as a fuckin pickle,
as sour as a fuckin pickle,
i lick her tongue like an iceicle,
all this violence as i read in an article,
us together, its really quite the remarkable miracle,
and bonded in bed its like two chemistry particles,
but your vision is blurred as if ur in a damn cubicle,
and then I realise that both our heads turned purple,
and my glasses have been turned into a monocle,
so im no pompous pimp kicking it to college girls.
i love you,
i love you soooo,
i love you as much as i love my television,
i love you as much as pixelated computer screens,
i love you as much as i love my medicine cabinet,
i love you as much as air,
i hate u,
fuck you,
my relationship is as tight as spandex,
love points to you with a index finger,
yo our sex life is as hot as a fuckin chili burger,
we fuck so much that i gotta put my dick back in the charger,
not being with you just brings out so much hunger,
i just cant wait any longer,
im gonna run to you all night like a night jogger,
i'll hug you as hard as a mic hogger,
and i'll page u all week with my pager,
fool my relationship is tighter than that, its like a bandaid,
tight like a condom so she don't get empregate,
and the relationship is give and get so i get paid,
and don't think that love is all about gettin' laid,
its also about the sunlight but dont forget the shade,
let's dig inside of each other as if we had some spades,
and slowely we get closer and invade,
each other's personal space, so we can feel embraced,
so just make sure when we partyin' my drinks ain't laced.
