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Your Car Is Disgusting
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They put their names on our stadiums and their massacre chic on our backs and their hands in our pockets, and we buy it.
folk political satire
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Songs to afflict those who make everyone else uncomfortable.
Dave Lippman travels the world taking the air out of the windbags of the week, de-distorting history, and rewriting the classics with parody and thrust. He also presents the world's only known singing CEO, the Bard of the Bankers, Wild Bill Bailout, who employs anti-folk songs and interventionary anthems to explain (and enforce) that the business of America is none of your business, that those too big to fail are also too big for jail, and that the jobless and foreclosed must bail out their own boats.
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Peak #635
Peak in subgenre #182
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Dave Lippman
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November 12, 2010
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MP3 2.7 MB 128 kbps 2:59
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Your car is disgusting, your car is a war crime Your car is in bad taste, according to me Your camouflage clothing is a devious wrap Almost didn’t see you in all that Green Beret crap You cut quite a figure – it sure makes me meek I’m shocked if not awed by your massacre chic The Clear Channel Stadium only broadcasts one game Down at Dow Diamond it’s burnt flesh this time o year Coors Field has a rule now, they only serve Nazi beer You think that you’re different, because in your car You turn off hate radio, And turn on NPR We take White House press releases Then we read them back to you! You wish you could change things, But you don’t know how With an actual news source, You’d have Democracy Now At Pizza Hut Park, they really do it in style At Fifth Third Ballpark well, you do the math At Home Depot Soccer Stadium, you fix the game yourself In the land of free enterprise, the stores are all chains They replace all community with capital gains You allow ads all over, Tell me who is to blame Have you at long last sir, no sense of decency or shame Down at Whataburger Field the pitcher is on his greasy perch Me I’m waitin’ for the Wal-mart Institute of Labor Rights Research Me I’m just waitin’ for the First Coca-Cola Methodist Church
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