gnomes, faeries, classic rock
In the land of faeries and and other woodland folks emerged a musical group that shook the fantasy music charts. Blending a mix of surreal music and gnomistic harmonies the result is not like anything you've ever heard before.
Lyrics
Suzie's new in class, sits on her own
Teacher says it's wrong that she is all alone
Says she needs a friend sitting next to her
Well, Suzie's kinda cute, so let me do it Sir
Suzie's pretty cool, got her own cell phone
She could lend it to me and I could call my home
She doesn't play with Barbie, listens to Pearl Jam
And she's got a big brother, playing in a band
Please sir, me sir, let me sit next to Suzie
She's my kind, so please sir, me sir, choose me
I'll be her pal, I'll show her around
So please, me sir, let me sit next to Suzie
I've got comic books, model goblins too
I'll bring them in and let her read them through
And I know that Suzie's gonna be impressed
When she sees my jar of slimy gross insects
Please sir, me sir, let me sit next to her
She's my kinda gal, I could be her pal
So please sir, me sir, choose me
Please let me sit next to Suzie
Don't choose Mal cause he's the pits
Don't pick Carl 'cause he's got nits
Paul's such a creep and Joe is an ass
I'm the best one in the class
Please sir, me sir, let me sit next to Suzie
She's my kind, so please sir, me sir, choose me
I'll be her pal, I'll show her around
So please, me sir, let me sit next to Suzie