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Story behind the song
Upset by the breakup of the Beatles, and believing himself to have been a member of the Beatles, Biff expresses his anger, confusion, and addiction to fish.
Lyrics
I weigh 3000 pounds and Ia€™ve got tusks
You can look it up. Ia€™m telling the truth.
Maybe Paula€™s a ram and Johna€™s the walrus.
Maybe not, but I am also a walrus.
I am. I am also a walrus.
Sometimes you see police officers.
When you do, sometimes theya€™re really there, too.
Once, a cop arrested me for impersonating a walrus.
But lots of people eat scrambled eggs for breakfast
Speaking of eggs, who invented salt and pepper?
I need to know, because Ia€™m studying to be on a quiz show
They might ask. You never know.
But I am also a walrus.
I am. I am also a walrus.
Great big gobs of greasy grimy gopher guts.
I use spoons and forks, you know.
Children say disgusting things for fun.
But I am also a walrus.
I am. I am also a walrus.
BRIDGE
Breakfast is the most important meal of the day.
If you dona€™t eat a good breakfast, you get tired out.
I have up to 38 teeth, long whiskers
and I eat a lot of fish, even for breakfast
I am not guilty of anything, except fishicide
I am also a walrus
I am! I am also a walrus.
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