A parody of Nickelback's "How You Remind Me" Written by Matthias, recorded by Below Average Dave
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Story behind the song
Written by AmIRight veteran Matthias, recorded/produced by Below Average Dave
Lyrics
Should have done it while I’m sober
A drunken tattoo? Feel like a Genius
I got a Spongebob and a Homer
One’s on my arm, the other on my penis
Cause that is how you designed me
That how you designed me
I now have Simpson nads
That is how you designed me
All these funky doodads
It’s not like me to think clearly
But this takes the cake severely
Last time I’ll be drunken
Cause finally the message sunk in
So I’ve been drunk
I bent down
Not on my bottom
But on my… bottle
I have yellow privets
Scream, “D’Oh! I’m such a dumb*ss!”
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
It’s not that I don’t like tats
I’ve got some Henna, and some cool tattoos
But to wake up to see that?!
A Simpson with me, Made me scream (Damn near puke!)
Cause that is how you designed me
Homer’s chin is my sack
That is how you designed me
Gave me a heart attack!
It’s not like me to be smart
But to wind up with the dad of young Bart?!
My girlfriend had to giggle
On my back she found a tattooed NICKLE!?!
Drank that beer bong
Got knocked out
Next time I won’t even touch the bottle
Drunken stuff that I dread
Puts me in a cold sweat
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Oh no!
Clever planning of roommate Dan
Get me drunk and then become a Demon
And this is how he designed me
This is how he designed me
This is how he designed me
Spongebob, Homer, and Cash?!
That is how he designed me
Awful prank, That big *ss
So friends, Heed my warning
You won’t awake like I this morning
Drop the can! Don’t drink it!
Unless you want Teletubbies inked in
Don’t get drunk!
Don’t pass out!
Or you’ll get a tattooed bottle
Then get joked at in bed
Laugh, “How’s Homer? Your pet?”
Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”
Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”
Pet, Pet
“How’s Homer, Your pet?”
