Lyrics
(verse)
Strife D's in attack mode, raps I got a crap load,
F*ckin wit a style like this will leave you bashful,
Run up in your crib, take a sh!t cuz I'm an a$$hole,
Then dip from the cops real quick and take the back roads,
I'm sick wit it, my d!ck? yah b!tch did it,
Then lay it in a rap cuz sh!t I'm quick witted,
A pedafile predator nightly on the prowl,
Scopen out a young girl, sightly I'm an owl,
Thats right, foul! I like to bite, growl!
Grab a chick in the bathroom right out her white towel,
Then slap her with my c0ck, cuz sh!t I chilly wack,
Makin sure she can't run cuz b!tch is really fat,
So if she gets away I know just where she's gone,
From all the fruit roll ups and bottles of revlon,
Its Red Dawn this b!tch got, "HEAD ON!"
Applied directly to the forehead from sh!t I said wrong,
Like, Watch this! your gonna, "LOVE MY NUTS!!"
I Slap more Chops then Vince so what the f*ck!?
Sayin wow every time when I use my Sham Wow!
Cleaning up the blood shed from my gats boom, bam, POW!
I think I need a "Roll Model", "Hi the name is Ronnie!"
Lookin for an old lady, by the name of Bonnie,
To gum me while I'm sittin here watchin Gumby,
Wit an oral fixation and sh!t, she ain't no dummy!
Licken on my 'Love Stick', i'm fixen tha cum quick,
All over her tonsils and makin just some stick,
As it drips down her throat, she grips on my coat,
Cuz my c0ck just stabbed the chick from, "MURDER SHE WROTE!"
Now I gotta find a glad bag and toss the b!tch inside,
Cuz I f*cked this old chick and just caused a homicide!
I'm a, d!ck bandit f*ckin the whole planet!
Untill it spins crooked and lookin just like Janet,
Jackson, while spinning this track some,
So Look out for my review, up in Maxim,
The Adventures of the Booby Watcher,
I'm truely odder, and everything I say or do to you be hotter,
I'm a sick Mother F*cker so call me your daddy yo,
Sippen on a couple brews out on yah padio,
Waving around the glock and lettin the gatty blow,
Cuz yo, I am so H!GH from smokin the fatty slow,
(chorus)
Its the Adventures of the Booby Watcher,
the booby watcher, x4
