drivin down the highway one night last summer
chillin feelin good bumpin mad tunes no bummer
when all of a sudden I felt a rumble
felt like my anus was about to fumble
i start to panick, blood starts to pump
why god why do I need to dump?
I knew I couldn't make the whole ride home
so i had to think fast or have my pants blown
full of sh** , thank god theres a gas stop
get out cheeks pinched about to pop
run to the counter, ask for the restroom
open the door sit down BOOM
praise the lord sweet ecstasy
stinky green and thinner than my pee
i look over and to my fright
theres no toilet paper in sight
wiping my ass with my hand
like a f*** in zoo animal
doo doo all over me
please tell me why
