Christmas Crazy ©2009 Greg Swartzentruber/Ronnie Lee Hurst Grandpa hangs the mistletoe where no one else can see Any girl who passes by he’ll smooch on instantly Triples his electric bill with his display of lights Sings Christmas carols way off-key with all his Christmas might Grandpa’s goin’ Christmas Crazy He’s bursting with the spirit Everyone can hear it Grandpa’s goin’ Christmas Crazy Mistletoe’s a-swinging Christmas bells are ringing It’s rather quite amazing Grandpa helps us all go … Christmas Crazy Grandma’s baking overtime, there’s cookies everywhere She fills our cups with eggnog tries some brandy on a dare Spent three months of pension checks on gifts for everyone Backs Grandpa on piano and she even dances some Grandma’s goin’ Christmas Crazy She’s bursting with the spirit Everyone can hear it Grandma’s goin’ Christmas Crazy Goodies that she’s bringing Christmas bells are ringing It’s rather quite amazing Grandma helps us all go … Christmas Crazy There’s really nothing wrong with all the holiday extremes As long as we remember what Christmas really means Let’s all go Christmas Crazy Bursting with the spirit So that everyone can hear it Let’s all go Christmas Crazy Show the joy it’s bringing Get those Christmas bells a-ringing Let’s make it quite amazing Come on now let’s all go … Christmas Crazy
