In my day we called 'em Asscaps
It ain't like that anymore
I remember you could get a loaf of bread for 5 cents
At your local grocery store
Oh, but
Now adays they call 'em Asshats
That's what the future has in store
Yes now a days they call 'em Asshats
It's just not the same anymore
Went to the cap shoppe, Just the other day
The sign I saw made me want to cry
The words proclaimed that Asshats were the new craze
Leaving Asscap's high and dry
Oh, no
Now adays they call 'em Asshats
That's what the future has in store
Yes now a days they call 'em Asshats
It's just not the same anymore
