I walked outside one day
And a man was standing there
He had a great big beard
And lots and lots of hair
He said won't you come down to the shore
And join my jolly crew
And we'll wander round the world
Beneath the skies of blue
We'll sail upon the seven seas
Travel near and far
Take from the rich and give to the poor
And say har, har, har, har
We'll go out on the ocean
And when the coast is clear
We'll eat birthday cake
Each day of the year
We'll land on a little island
And then we'll form a choir
Blow on whistles and kazoos
And dance around a fire
Chorus
If we see the Navy
We will shout with pride
We are scary hairy pirates
So you better run and hide
We'll stamp our feet upon the floor
And our peg legs too
We'll take your stolen treasure
'Cause that's what pirates do
