Hello,
Thanks for stopping by to check out my music.
Lyrics
Hillbilly Tick
? words and music by C. Stewart ( Oct. 21, 2009 )
The aliens had come
From a place so far away
Somewhere where a minute was
The length of my day
Now I'm surrounded by
Robotic creatures
Blinking orange eyes and
Solid chrome features
They looked inside my head, and this is what they said.....
CHORUS....
Earth boys head is unusually thick
It don't take much to make, a hillbilly tick
A six pack of beer and a big butt girl
Corn dogs of grease and a tilt a whirl
That's all it takes to make a hillbilly tick
That's all it takes to make a hillbilly tick
I said hey guys, you got anything like that on planet big star
Cause my landlord needs the rent money and
I've been thinkin' bout movin out a little bit further, you know...way out !!
As we circled the mountains
They loosened my belt
The shiny guy with three arms
He liked what he felt
I said hey man, I'm a fun guy but, I ain't into all that
How bout droppin' me off at the Wal-Mart
They're expecting me back, somebodys gotta pick up all them shopping carts
Repeat CHORUS...
With colored eyes blinking
The big boss agreed
They processed my info
And got all they need
They're going back home tommorrow
Nothing here to gain
To try and understand us
Would drive them insane
Earth boys head is unusually thick
It don't take much to make, a hillbilly tick
A six pack of beer and a big butt girl
Corn dog full of grease and a tilt a whirl
That's all it takes to make a hillbilly tick
That's all it takes to make a hillbilly tick
That's all it takes to make a hillbilly tick
