Some people say that love is bliss
For others it's more hit and miss
But not so widely publicised
Are the crazy reasons love can die
I loved my girl, she was really hot
But she kept putting utensils in the wrong spot
And if there's just one thing that I abhor
It's disorder in my cutlery drawer
knife fork spoon
It's in my head
Knife fork spoon
My girlfriend's dead
Knife fork spoon
Can you believe
My girlfriend died because of cutlery
I asked her once and I begged her twice
Please don't put the spoons next to the knives
And this one time I kid you not
I found a fork in every slot!
I ask you folks, what could I do?
Is it really that hard to put away a spoon?
She pushed me till I could take no more
So I gave her a close-up of what was in that drawer.
knife fork spoon
It's in my head
Knife fork spoon
My girlfriend's dead
Knife fork spoon
Can you believe
My girlfriend died because of cutlery
knife fork spoon
She couldn't get it right
Knife fork spoon
Not fork spoon knife
Knife fork spoon
Can you believe
My girlfriend died because of cutlery
So here I sit all alone
These padded walls are my new home
The cutlery's plastic in this room
But at least it's arranged: knife fork spoon!
knife fork spoon
It's in my head
Knife fork spoon
My girlfriend's dead
Knife fork spoon
Can you believe
My girlfriend died because of cutlery
knife fork spoon
She couldn't get it right
Knife fork spoon
Not fork spoon knife
Knife fork spoon
Can you believe
My girlfriend died because of cutlery
