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Iron Maiden meets Misfits meets Muppet Show meets Monty Python
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Lyrics
This song was supposed to be.... About the TV show "V"...
Expressing my dismay 'bout Diana eating hamsters tonight!
A tribute to Ironside... here's a rodent now open wide...
Dead visitors, wasted luggage, good god Ironside is the best...
Put down that gun or I'll make you eat it..
My associate and I specialize in covert ops tonight!
You do gooders don't know how to fight the aliens tonight!
So as a result you'll take all the orders form me tonight!
And put to the test my teflon tipped ammunition...
Cuts those lizards down into a swanky pair of shoes....
But Ironside is too badass.. for a swanky pair of shoes...
So when he's done he'll have a badass pair of lizard combat boots...
Tear off that mask or he'll force it down your lizard gizzard tonight!
He'll hammerpunch you back to Sirius....
Those bright red jumpsuits....
Make it hard to tell a visitor from Michael Jackson tonight!
Chorus:
When you're messing with Ironside....
That's when all of the lizards die...
Red Dust explosion visitors die tonight!
So if you're a visitor coming here...
He'll be the cause of your crocodile tears...
Rodent eater mass extinction tonight!
Heed this advice or perish on a lizard platter....
Faith is for nuns and amateurs says mighty Ironside!
Mike Donavan and him raid the lizard embassy tonight!
Bust in with stolen uniforms their always ready for a fight!
And put to the test Michael takes on the lizard nation....
He gave the resistance an offer they could not refuse...
For Ironside is so badass... big guns with a sh** load of booze...
Let it be known drunk humans don't taste good to lizards anyway....
Ironside's softer side writes Broadway plays 'bout lizard death tonight!
Its kind of like "RENT".. but the lizards die of salmonella....
Sing lizard songs, songs lizards sing...
As they drop like dead flies tonight!
Chorus:
When you're messing with Ironside....
That's when all of the lizards die...
Red Dust explosion visitors die tonight!
So if you're a visitor coming here...
He'll be the cause of your crocodile tears...
Rodent eater mass extinction tonight!
This song was supposed to be.... About the TV show "V"...
Expressing my dismay 'bout Diana eating hamsters tonight!
Ironside's gonna save us... save us on one condition...
That he gets front row tickets to his play 'bout lizard death tonight!
