Manny Ramirez was recently suspended for 50 games for taking a fertility drug -- something most men do not have to take. Upon investigation, the real truth comes out why he really was taking them.
Special thanks to Greg Hoffman at the amiright.com boards for telling me to do this as Manny Ramirez instead of in third person. Makes a world of difference.
Lyrics
I lead a loaded life
I lead a loaded life
When I showed up late that evening
I wondered what I019d done
I opened up my eyes and thought
O what a problem
I couldn019t take the steroids
So I took these pills instead
Little did I know I019d end up stuffed
Didn019t think they019d catch me
All that I want is to play some baseball
But I got a little more
All that I want is to make the playoffs
All that I want is to make millions
But now I019m pregnant
All that I want is my water to break
All that I want 013 all that I want
With Dodgers in my sight if the price is right
Scott Boris said take this box
It's Manny being Manny but
I won019t last forever
Didn019t think these side effects
Would cause my breasts to swell
Beware of those fertility drugs you take
Didn019t think they019d catch me
All that I want is to play some baseball
But I got a little more
All that I want is to make the playoffs
All that I want is to make millions
But now I019m pregnant
All that I want is my water to break (my water to break!)
All that I want is to play some baseball (epidural!)
Get the epidural
All that I want is to make the playoffs
All that I want is to make my millions (It019s a baby Manny!)
But now I019m pregnant
All that I want is my water to break
All that I want
