I was talking to Chris Currie of the band Tapestry about a song his band was writing. Well, he thought the song should either be about whales or vampires. I said why don't you combine them and make a vampire whale song. Needles to say Tapestry was too serious of a band to write such an absurd song. Fortunately, Fried Dirt writes absurd songs. This is one of my all time favorites. Enjoy Fangs & Blubber (The Vampire Whale)
