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Genre
Peak in subgenre #11
Author
Joakim Widell
Rights
Joakim Widell
Uploaded
December 14, 2008
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MP3 4.3 MB • 128 kbps • 4:41
Lyrics
*** YULETIDE SINGALONG ***
Shoobedeebopo... Waaaah.. wooh... Santa Claus...
Chestnuts rostin' on an op'n fire
Jack, Frost, Nipp'n a' y'nose
Juletide Reindeers, bein' raped by a Dwarf
and folks, they fugged up the eggnog again, eskimo, muddafucka
everybody knows, turkey and some muddafu'.. oah
It di' help to make my god damn ass drunk, hoo
ah, tiny fucks, with their eyes all aglow, will find it hard to smoke, any mo'
You know that Santa's, he's pretty gay
He's loaded lots of toys n' goodies, in his ass (in his ass)
And every muddafu', is gonna cry,
to see if reindeers really know how to get hiiiiiiiigh
And so, I'm offerin' this simple Rhyme, Wooh
to kids from 1 to 95 (cause I like to do 'em)
allthough it's been said, many times, by the gays
A very merry Gaymas, to you
TAKE IT AWAY JOHNNY
*solo part*
You know that, AH, Santa's, he's pretty gay,
He's loaded, lots of different things, into his sleigh (like... raz's)
Every muddafu', yes, is gonna cry
To see if reindeers can smoke weed and get Hiiiiiiiigh
And so-o-o, IIII'm offerin', THIS SIMPLE RHY-HYME
FO' KIDS FROM ONE-AH, NAAH- NINETY-TWO-HO-HOO
And it's been said, by me, several times,
* - Let's get high, this Christmastime - *
Take it away Baba-hoo-ha!
Let's get high, for Christmastii-hime!
Let's get high, yea, let's get high like a muddafu'
I wanna get high, cause I've been smokin' that Yuletide
And chop that tree muddafu' down, and you gotta smoke it
I'm gonna smoke my Christmastree
I'm gonna,
Like-I got some, acorns...
I'm gonna smoke them, I'm gonna smoke that weed
I'm gonna, let tell for the christmastime
I'm gonna, smoke smoke smoke that weed
I'm gonna, I'm gonna oh I'm gonna...
Merry Christmas.
