Come, have a drink with me, I’ve got some rum (rum rum rum rum)
I’ve got something to show, so spit out your gum (gum gum gum gum)
And then bend over and show me your bum (bum bum bum bum)
and then you can sit on my thumb
up in your bum, drinking my rum (rum rum rum rum)
Now my brother’s here and he needs some (some some some some)
we’ll spank your ass as if it was a drum (drum drum drum drum)
And then you can break in his twelve year old son (son son son son)
so come on now and show him some fun
throw him a crumb twelve year old son (son son son son)
I know this song is dumb, it's dumb dumb dumb dumb
But it's finally done