Name: It's A Skid Row Christmas
Duration: 4 min 20 s
Channel: Johnny Wilde
Description: "It's A Skid Row Christmas" is a song by Drunk and Disorderly. Christmas ain't just for the wealthy -- Silver Bells parody

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Christmas ain't just for the wealthy -- Silver Bells parody

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Drunk and Disorderly

Johnny Wilde and Bryan Thunder ran up a tremendous bar tab at the Grand Inn, Covina, Ca. They had to start singing and turning tricks to pay it off.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Parody

Charts

Peak #9

Peak in subgenre #1

Author

Johnny Wilde

Rights

2008

Uploaded

September 19, 2009

Track Files

MP3

MP3 4.0 MB • 128 kbps • 4:20

Story behind the song

Another cheerful Christmas tune

Lyrics

City alleys, dirty alleys
Dressed in shabby red felt 
In the air
There's an odor 
of urine
Crack heads laughing 
Gas is passing 
Bums for miles after miles
And on ev'ry street corner you'll hear 

What the hell, Santa smells
It looks like he’s been out drinking
His ding-a-ling, is turning green
Where in the hell has he been?

Broken street lights 
Even stop lights 
Blink a bright red and green 
As the hop heads rush
back to their dumpsters

Hear the sirens
Bad environs
And Santa’s being obscene 
And above all this bustle 
You'll hear 

What the hell, Santa smells
It looks like he’s been out drinking
His ding-a-ling, is turning green
Where in the hell has he been