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Genre
Charts
Peak #3,874
Peak in subgenre #2,137
Author
ThoughtProcess
Rights
ThoughTProcesS AKA FerventJester
Uploaded
November 19, 2008
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MP3 3.8 MB • 128 kbps • 4:10
Story behind the song
I wanted to do a funny song. This one seemed perfect because I didn't have to worry about fact or fiction - those are always great! I wrote it on 17 Nov, 2008 and recorded it 18 Nov, 2008. It came out really well.
Lyrics
devize - nuts
"'Gators in the Bathroom!"
[verse 1:]
I'm legally retarded - ask my boss at work!
funny quirks my ex thinks im an angry jerk
talked 3 people out of comittin suicide
but cant talk myself out of an impulse buy//
media tells us to live life with no consiquence
but the law hands out a double life sentence
I'm so freakin confused I put my shoes on backwards
my friends are hastlers pressure me to drive faster
get to a bridge light me on fire and push me off
ringmaster saw now i work at circus Fer-ish-na-koff//
so i caught a romance flick to make me feel better
i bumped into a girl to there and though i just met her
the movie told me how to think and feel about love
i swear we just met but we fit like a glove//
i wrote her a love note on a napkin and took a chance
but realized to advance in my appartment in a trance// she'd
[chorus:]
assume the position of impending doom!
put your hands up - 'gators in the bathroom!
perfume wont be able to cover the fumes
that manly musk - 'gators in the bathroom!
[verse 2:]
Anyway i went in to kiss her, if she left i'd miss her
thought i'd take her by surprise but she yelled "MISTER!"
Saying that i'm being stranger, saying her life's in danger
runnin away - tripped over a baby in a manger//
when i was released from the station i went back home
scared and alone, with no one to call my own
it was then i lost all my marbles, so i went downstairs
lacking common sense cares, with my muscle tares
drinking glue to fix the tares i got back together
murdering some consinents so i could send a letter
bought some alligators to protect my bathroom
fed 'em tacos and jerky meat to defeat the fumes
went outside to talk to a hobo with my magic trick
stuck two nails in his shoulder - he got really sick
called tylenol they said i need a mental overhaul
so at wal-mart and bought a solid silver soccerball// now
[chorus:]
assume the position of impending doom!
put your hands up - 'gators in the bathroom!
perfume wont be able to cover the fumes
that manly musk - 'gators in the bathroom!
[verse 3:]
Had to beat myself up for lookin at me wrong
certifiable craziness wont be long
I don't feed my plants, so they'll get more aggressive
but if i get depressed they get more possessive
i need space, but my T.V.s a huge tease
with all the blurs and beeps it keeps things PG
So i turn it around when i change clothes for bed
because a take take take relationships all i afforded
I used to be a laugh whore till i got a broke back door
locked my couch out for snortin crack i tried to ignore
it for too long until it tripped out head long//
people told me "you're wrong!" but im too strong
I'm a man's man, carry a stereo instead of a walkman
you may think stalkin me instead of all that talkin
you do is rockin those shoes into hopin into news
but the blues you're singin refusin is still you chosin/ to
[chorus:]
assume the position of impending doom!
put your hands up - 'gators in the bathroom!
perfume wont be able to cover the fumes
that manly musk - 'gators in the bathroom!
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