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Syck Hop / Horrorcore Rap
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Author
davey dips
Uploaded
November 15, 2008
Track Files
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MP3 3.4 MB • 128 kbps • 3:40
Lyrics
sittin on the beach ; casting out my fishin pole /
chillin in the breeze ; god i hope i dont catch a cold //
Its just ; that ive been so freakin loney /
lately ; i really need me a female homey //
you heard my last song ; and my situation/
well this track ; is a continuation//
where'd i leave off ? ; wit my word play? /
OH YEA ; I COUGHT MYSELF A MERMAIDE //
floppin in the sand ; i grabbed her by the hand /
picked her up ;than walked her towards my van//
i layed her on the hood ; her lips tasted good /
than i drove her back to my crib ; out in the woods //
come home with me ; my lil mermaide baby /
shes the queen of the sea ; and my name is davey //
shes scaly and slimey ; really frail and tiny /
but so beautiful ; I cant stop smiling //
the whole ride home ;i was eyein her up /
while i soaked her with a wet sponge ; so she wouldnt dry up //
hurngy ; i went to a drive thru quick /
i got a big mac w/ cheese ; and she ordered a filet of fish//
back to my crib ; i let her live in my bathtub /
before we make love ; i always give her a backrub //
peck on her neck ; than gave her a hicky /
than i puckered my lips ; here fishy fishy //
come give davey ; a lil kissy kissy /
she kissed my lips ; but left them sticky //
but i dont care ; kuz im never been picky /
i got in the water ; that she swam quickly //
whoopsie ; what? now i gots me a stiffy /
so she went underwater ; and gave me a quicky //
whooo baby ; thats it stay still /
i wanna feel the breath ; coming from your gills //
chillin in the water ; now your in trouble /
lets make this romantic ; so i added some bubbles //
flipped her upside down ; and tried to 69 /
but all i got ; was a mouth full of slime //
On top that ; i aint hatin the bithc /
but her vagina ; tasted like fish //
thats it yo ; you got to go /
so i threw her ; in the undertow //
sorry baby ; cant you see /
mermaide's ; they just aint for me//
on the beach ; i beg to differ /
she surfaced & gave me the middle finger//
went back under ; till she was soaked /
than i seen a ; fishin boat //
uh oh oh no ; what a mess /
she got cought ; in a fishin net //
thats the end ; the big kahoona /
they musta though ; she was a tuna //
i bet this ; was not her plan/
now shes stuck ; inside a can //
