Syck Hop / Horrorcore Rap
Story behind the song
TRACK ABOUT A LOCAL LEGEND.. THE HEADLESS COW.. 2 BE CONTINUED!
Lyrics
SHES STUCK IN THE SLAUGHTERHOUSE ; OUCHY OUCH /
ON THE CONVEYER BELT ; ABOUT TO BE OUTTIE OUT //
THEY CHOPPED OFF HER HEAD ; AS HER BODY DROPPED /
THEY STARTED TOASTIN UP BREAD ; AND MAKIN SCRAPPLE ON THE SPOT //
ITS WAS HER TURN ; I WONDER WHAT SHE'S THINKIN ? /
THEY CHOPPED OF HER HEAD ; THAN SHE STARTED RUNNIN LIKE A CHICKEN //
THE BLOOD, IT SQUIRTS AROND IN CIRCLES /
ITS LIPS ARE TURNIN PURPLE ; AS ITS JUMPIN OVER HURDELS //
ITS SO FREAH ; THEY EXPECTED DEATH /
BUT THE COW CAME BACK TO LIFE LIKE ITS POSSESSED //
IT RAN OUT THE DOOR ; AS FAST AS IT COULD GO /
ITS BUCKIN REALLY FAST AND HEADED TO NESCO //
IS THIS FOR REAL ; I SEEN EM IN A FIELD /
I WONDER HOW IT FEELS ; IS IT SLIMLY LIKE AN EEL ? //
DOES ITS BODY STINK ; LIKE A ROTTING CORPSE ? /
THAT ONE UGLY ASS COW ; I SEEN IT FROM MY PORCH //
I GOT THE COURAGE UP ; AND ASKED IF IT NEEDS HELP ? /
IT WAS KINDA CRANKY ; KUZ ITS UDDERS FULL OF MILK //
NEVER IN PLACE ; ITS RUNNIN LIKE ITS CHASED /
THIS THING IS REALLY GREAT ; BUT I THINK IM TRIPPIN FACE //
ITS RUNNIN REALLY FAST ; BUT IT DONT KNOW WHAT ITS DOIN /
ITS HEAD IS COPPED OFF ; SO I DONT KNOW HOW ITS MOOIN' //
ITS ALL BLOODY ; RIGHT WHERE THE NECK IS /
SO I GRABBED A NESCO IRON ; AND BRANDED IT LIKE TEXAS //
ITS MOOIN @ THE MOON ; KUZ IT LOST ITS HEAD/
THE HEADLESS COW IS DOOMED ; IT'LL NEVER BE DEAD //
LEAVE IT ALONE ; WHEN ITS GRAZING IN A PASTURE /
OR ITLL CHASE YOUR ASS DOWN ; FASTER & FASTER //
IT NEEDS A HEADLESS BULL ; TO MAKE UP HER BEHALF /
THEY'LL DO SOME HEADLESS MATING ; AND MAKE A HEADLESS CALF //
THIS COW IS PISSED OFF ; IT DOESNT WANT A BELLY RUN /
ITS JUST STUCK IN LIMBO ; BACK THE NESCO GUNNING CLUB //
THIS COW IS PISSED OFF ; IT DOESNT WANT A BELLY RUN /
ITS JUST STUCK IN LIMBO ; BACK THE NESCO GUNNING CLUB //