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A Parody of Be Our Guest's 'Beauty and the Beast'
funny comedy david writer written parody dave ho fake weird al weird al yankovic wierd al wierd al yankovic
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
Song Info
Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #65
Peak in subgenre #17
Author
David
Rights
2008
Uploaded
July 15, 2008
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MP3 8.6 MB • 320 kbps • 3:45
Story behind the song
This one was one of the seven deadly sins parodies, the third to be recorded.
Lyrics
A diamond book shelf I want a brand new ride with lots of treasure and a foot rub every night and now You can write me a check Get me Cashmere As I think about all my demands Big sinner Give me this Give me that Give me more cause I'm obsessed I think I need a new gem stone ring and perhaps a silk vest A big pool Pretty Birds Well it's all that I deserve I am pompous and ambitious Don't believe me, give you stitches I've got bling I've got cash And my servants kiss my @$$ I've got forty cars and still I'm not impressed I want another Hummer Just got two last summer Give me This Cause I'm Pissed Give me That Malibu Tampa Bay I want to own the world today I'm so rare a billionaire Who won't carry his own weight Mobile phones 'nough to spare No they're mine, but you can stare Never hold back how I'm feeling Well I just say what I'm thinking Need a boat Take your pick I've only got twenty-six and I can zoom to mountains in my private jet I never finish last I only fly first class Give me This When I'm stressed, head to my 9th home in the mid west Give me This Give me This Give me That Some may call me greedy They say I'm too damn needy I'm a dolt without a goal to work upon Oh the finer things in life are useful Quite frankly, I get all that I want No peers to be trusting It is cash for which I'm lusting I am not polite I have no social skills Doing my own work is such a hassle So since I am lazy I pay Jane to wet my daisies **Jane** He's a pest He's a pest He's a dick I must confess Well he's boring Oh good Lord, I bet he hasn't been laid yet I'm flat broke I've got fleas The best things in life aren't free This whole smile is confusing 'cause this really ain't amusing Sleep on cots in his Yacht What a flake, is he or what? Jig is up All of his workers are depressed I can't afford my shoes Working for him I'm screwed Jane: For He Wants This Other Servants: He Want This Jane: He Wants That Other Servants: He Wants That **All Servants** He Wants This He Wants That He has loads of big assets No career but that old daddy dear left all the stuff that he possessed He's unreal, cannot please He makes us serve him on our knees Yes his greed is brightly showing It's gratitude that he's forgoing **Mr Greed takes the mic back** No remorse That's no fun Now get out YOUR WORKS NOT DONE No matter what I own I'm not impressed Now I will prop my feet up and they'll lick the dirt up I want this I want this I want this and, I WANT THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
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