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Thank You, Magical Internet
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The spam email, celebrated in song!
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Melodramatic electroclash with a few Keith Emerson solos thrown in
VOSTOK LAKE is an exponent of "portable techno-folk for the 21st century" hailing from Auckland, New Zealand. VOSTOK LAKE is a culturally revolutionary organisation aiming to supersede and replace guitar-based rock music altogether. VOSTOK LAKE's musical style is a careful balance of 80's-style beats, prog-rock inspired keyboard pyrotechnics and carefully crafted lyrical hand-grenades. Some songs deal with contemporary politics. Others tell stories of angst, comedy and high weirdness. Kelkaj estas en la internacia lingvo Esperanto.
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Genre
Electronic • Electro
Charts
#16,988 today Peak #230
#1,387 in subgenre Peak #15
Author
Daphne Lawless
Rights
2008
Uploaded
June 07, 2008
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MP3 3.3 MB • 128 kbps • 3:34
Story behind the song
You know there was once a time where ANY commercial advertising on the intertubes was frowned upon? Hard to believe, I know. But unintentionally hilarious. There's video footage of this number at ttp://youtube.com/watch?v=GCQKDU7UyF
Lyrics
A lovely Nigerian fellow Wrote just the other day To ask for the use of my bank account To stash his ill gotten gains And I, being young and impulsive Said sure, here's my number, have fun And trusted the magical Internet Sure it was good what I'd done Now my bank account's packed with Nigerian gold I own seven cars and a yacht So thank you, magical Internet For all of the wealth that I got. A lovely Ukrainian lady Wrote just the other day She said she was lonely and wanted to marry Someone from far away Well, thanks to the Civil Union laws, It seemed quite a plausible dare So I trusted the magical Internet And I sent her some bucks for the fare So now the most beautiful girl in Kiev Does all of my cooking and cleaning Oh, thank you, magical Internet For giving my life true meaning. I got a penis extension They wrote just the other day They promised twelve inches of rock hard erection Oh, what will your girlfriend say? Considering I was a woman before I was skeptical right to the end But thanks to the magical Internet I have a new best friend Now I have a wanger that's truly fantastic Though I get funny looks on the street Oh thank you, magical Internet For making my life complete.
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