Parody of Fergalicious by Fergie
A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
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Story behind the song
This one was a CRAZY one to pull off, as much as I personally--well I won't say that because I have to be able to tolerate a song to parody it, but suffice to say, now that I have pulled it off--I won't be doing it again, but hand it to Fergie that little half rap thing she does is not easy.
Lyrics
(More Case Dude You Know!)
Quiet now dawg, I found this chic
The butter she's makin' is seditious
Churnalicious proposition make the Amish more dough
We're selling butter so don't you dare utter what you might know
First we churn it, then we lace it
We conceal it, and we sell it
Through the seasons we be pleasin'
Dealers buy it for some reason
Churnalicious (Taste delicious)
One day I got ambitious
And made it more nutritious
Perhaps it's more delicious
Don't be vicious (There's more)
This butter's full of rocks, rocks
And I'll be filling up the farm and they'll buy the whole lot
(More, Case, Dude, You Know)
So seditious (Filled with rocks)
So nutritious (This sure as hell ain't Country Crock)
It's great for fitness (The drug dealers will not get caught)
It's Churnalicious (b-b-b-b-b-butter, butter)
Churnalicious break
Churnalicious break
Churnalicious break break break break break
Churnalicious breaks tradition makes us lots of money
Those cops never suspect me
They look at me, think I'm funny (Look Honey)
First push in, than pull out, add and spike up the fee
Oh ain't no Amish lady churn it quite like me
It's Churnalicious (quite nutritious)
If you are ambitious
I'll be out in the field just doing lots of business
Will not confess (oooooh WEEEE)
I'll get you hooked on my stock
And you'll be eating toast and jam
If not you had best scram
(More, Case, Dude, You Know)
We'll get vicious (Won't get caught)
It's delicious (Our secrets will not be unlocked)
Not malicious (It's just our quilts don't make us squat)
It's Churnalicious (hold hold hold hold up, Churn It Out)
Amy, Amy, Baby
Please listen to my plea
I've grown so impatient
I just need to get shit faced
I'll be wasted, wasted
Just one taste I'm crazy
Now I'm wasted, wasted
and I feel lazy
L to the A to the C I forget how to spell it
H to the A to the P P how does it now to the
D to the E to the L I think I'm too high to the
D to the E to the, to the, to the--help me Amy
Every time I churn it out always selling pounds
They just eatin' it like Mounds getting really HIGH
They always be saying wow
You can buy it now
Mama and my papa aren't in on this lil' plan
and I know that I'm breaking all the tidbits in the bible
but I keep on delivering to the guys 'cause they need it
Won't touch hell
I can hear all them church bells
Now I know you're Suspicious (So Suspicious
But this stuff's not fictitious
and if it's not delicious
Return it and forgive us
God's my witness (Yes Lord)
I don't sell no fake rocks
and you'll be lovin' what I got
Just please do not get caught
(More, case, dude, You Know)
Yes made it more nutritious
Perhpas it's more delicious
Don't be vicious
This butter's full of rocks rocks
And I'll be filling up the farm and they'll buy the whole lot
(More Case Dude You Know)
So Nutritious
and delicious
Taste the goodness
It's Churnalicious
b-b-b-b-b-b- Butter Butter
So nutritious
and delicious
Taste the goodness
It's Churnalicious
B-b-b-b-b-b-b-
B to the U to the T T E R lined with rocks
then L to the A to the C E still can't spell for crap so
S to the C to the H O O L I need to go
It's D, to the E, to the, to the, to the. . . .
