Man bites dog,
Dog bites mites.
Where the hell is my kite?
Ships run aground,
Buildings smashed,
Airplanes crashed.
Girl in a box,
First class mail,
Let’s hope she’s not stale.
The world's a crazy place
Full of bumps
And chocolate crumps.
Glittering, sparkling screen
Decorating the soundscape machine,
Which is to be heard, not seen.
