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Internet Honey
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A humorous song about searching for love on-line
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A mainly one-person band featuring strong vocals and guitar back-up, playing a variety of songs in a rock, folk, and pop blend. The songs range from science ner
Cosmos II is the pseudonym of Alan Marscher, a professor of astronomy at Boston University. Usually, he performs alone on guitar and vocals. The songs are all originals composed and copyrighted by Marscher. Some are "science nerd" songs that Cosmos II performs to science students at B.U. The majority, though, are just general songs about life, love, the pursuit of happiness and meaning, and various other random topics. Most of the songs are in English, while some are in Russian, the country where Marscher's wife, Svetlana hails from. The style is a mixture of rock, pop, and folk - what is often termed "adult contemporary." Many are humorous - e.g., "Medical Miracle" about how Viagra has revitalized a lot of middle-aged men or "Relatively Weird" about the wonders and perils of traveling around at near-light speeds. Others are philosophical, such as "All from Nothing?" about how the universe came to exist and "Elusive Truth" that asks whether absolute truth can exist. Some are just plain love songs - an example is "Together or Apart" - and others are love-is-difficult songs, like "Winter's Darkness." Laughs and tears for everyone! Marscher recorded all of the songs himself on a small digital recorder. He doesn't have loads of free time, so he hasn't worked hard enough to remove imperfections, add a drum pattern, etc. But most songs have harmony and are at least at the "demo" level of quality. Friends who have listened to them have neither gone mad nor rushed the CD to the local recycling center. More importantly to Cosmos II, Marscher can listen to them without wretching in horror over the slight mis-timings of the different tracks and other imperfections.
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Podcasts Comedy
Charts
Peak #267
Peak in subgenre #108
Author
Alan Marscher
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1996 by Alan Marscher
Uploaded
March 12, 2008
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MP3 5.2 MB 128 kbps 5:43
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1. It started just 2 years ago when I bought a new PC And installed it in my room near the bed I got an on-line service out of curiosity So I set out to surf the world-wide web I found myself a chat page that seemed tailor-made For an intelligent but lonely guy like me It had a special button for when I wanted to say Something secret to someone privately 2. That's how I met my first internet girlfriend She wrote that Bunny was her log-in name After exchanging clever words I asked her to send A photo of herself that I could frame Instead she told me to download her special jpeg file With her image completely digitized Expecting a nerdy girl with glasses, I gasped at the face and smile Much like a fashion model's on a body that could win a prize So the rumor is true... I got an internet honey and I'm spending lots of money Just to stay online Yeah, got an internet honey but it seems kind of funny Such a hot looking girl would want to be mine 3. Well, my hands couldn't leave the keyboard And my eyes were glued to the screen And I knew that I could no longer wait I had to arrange a rendezvous with this exciting girl of my dreams So I asked Bunny to meet me for a date I got to the restaurant early wearing the bright orange tie We agreed would be easy to spot through a crowd Bunny wrote that she could be identified By a bright red hat that was, maybe, just a bit too loud 4. One by one they came in, some blond and some brunette Parading by my seat at the bar Then after 15 minutes I practically dropped dead When I saw what stepped out of a new sports car He had really broad shoulders and a wide face with a beard And seemed to me to be rather fat Oh, I dashed out the emergency exit the moment that I heard A guy ask him "Bunny, where'd you get that ugly bright red hat?" So I admit that it's true: Thought I had an internet honey so I spent all my money just to stay online But it really sort of stunned me when some weird guy named Bunny Posed as an electronic girl, how could I have been so blind? 5. Well, you'd think I'd learned my lesson, but the very next day I was at the keyboard at that same chat page Although I had grown wiser, I still needed to play In the mindscape created by the electronic age I met someone named Fluffy who had the eyes of a cat And I could hear her purr using my new sound card And the messages from Lola were so erotic that Typing a response was, well, extremely hard And so it's still true: I got my internet honeys and I spent lots of money just to stay online I love my internet honeys and I think it's kind of funny Every one of them can be all mine in my mind Yeah, love my internet honeys so I spend all my money just to stay online!
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