She's Got The Money (I've Got The Blisters)
Everybody said gettin wed aint cheap
So I was ready to dig down deep
But I never knew when I said I do
That I'd be broke my whole life through.
I got gifts and congratulations
And a whole new bunch of relations.
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I got a new mom and dad
A step brother and two step sisters
But I aint holdin I aint foldin
She's got the money, I've got the blisters.
Everyday when I'm away breaking sweat
My baby shops on the internet
She buys gadgets and clothes and shoes
She even buys things she'll never use.
Yesterday I nearly ruptured my spleen
I fell over her new rowing machine
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She told me with the news today
Two tiny feet are on their way
Can't deny there's a gleam in my eye,
Well It sure aint no joke
Being constantly broke
But there's somethings money cannot buy
The skin on my hands is peeling
But marriage is a wonderful feeling.
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Hey boss hows about a lifeline
I could use some extra overtime.
She's got the money, I got the blisters.
