Lyrics
I probly shoulda wrote this song years ago now
oh well, here we go now you my ho now
but you aint gotta go down..ow wow,
I get drunk and call you, so wild
no don't smile, I know you think I'm Funny
got you like "oh my god hes singin to me!"
but oh please.. don't call it that, or I'll never call you back
and its only rap slang if I ever called you "phat"
with a P H like acidity levels
and I am too nice,
a good citizen u should be givin me medals
but thats not totally true,
see that song I did for the ho that I screwed?
I wrote, spit it, and posted it too
well, what was I supposed to do?
anyway, back to you and the song overdue
sorry I'm babblin, wanna go time travelin? sweet,
we can go back to when we screwed up, fix it,
and see what happens then
and then if we have to end, just time travel again
and then just go back to friends
anythings gotta be better than just hoping we cross paths again
like "hey pen pal, write me! here, grab a pen!"
Hook:
Stephanie Porter is the coolest chick,
if you don't know let me clue ya in
and if ya don't know, just who she is
then at least you don't know just who ya missin'
Stephanie Porter is the coolest chick,
if you don't know let me clue ya in
and if ya don't know, just who she is
then at least you don't know just who ya missin'
Okay, verse two, you didn't think I'd have enough
for a whole song, but by the end you'll be screamin 'Wrap it up!'
like safe sex with latex, get it?
last lines sarcastic, you probly leanin in with 8 friends
wonderin just what I'll say next
plus flushed in the face, blush ya little face red
and I aint even ask you on an effin' date yet
we talked about marriage, should we set the date yet?
oh god, YES..I'm just kiddin jesus fuckin women
meanwhile you like "oh my god, what I psycho, I was just fuckin with him!"
but you know, you aint got him out your system
you wanna hug and kiss him and have a dozen kids with him
see its like I'm DMX, so be my Eve
you can trust me, I don't have any tricks up my sleeve
unlike your boss, don't be nieve
Hook x1
If you don't like this song, I'll tell you where to stick it
don't like the beat? Fuck off! I told YOU to pick it
but you didn't.. god, you're worthless
just kiddin, I wrote you this song, so you're at least worth this!
see I'm a wordsmith, this shit is kinda my craft
far from a stupid white boy just tryin to rap
this songs is for you, and the times that we had
and for you to put on, when you're cryin and sad
I made it to cheer you up, or at least give you a laugh
and we can only live in the present if we've forgivin the past
so here, this is your present, you gonna give me one back?
or you just gonna take your peace offering and rip it in half
I'm just kiddin in fact, I think that we're fine
I'm just a smart ass, shit.. I get so sarcastic
I don't mean to get to romantic, like a kiss under the stars
but forget 'Youth' and 'Ride With Me', THIS song can be ours!
Hook x1
I LOVE THIS SONG.... ;)... shoulda been a duet