If I could tell you all the things I hate about you
It would last me all my days
To be beside you every day
I wish that I could run away
And live my life inside a cave
It's not me it's you
You shave your legs and leave your hair
Inside my bath tub, and you dare
To tell me I should change my ways
Your favourite pasttime is to moan
You spend a lifetime on the phone
But never tell me about your day
It's not me it's you
And I hate all the things you put me through
It's not me it's you
La la la...
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If I could tell you all the things I love about you
Maybe I could know them too
For now there's nothing on my list
I think maybe they don't exist
But still I love you
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