10/24/07 Diz under the alias 'Arcane' in the 2007 DMHB. This cat joined the tournament knowing he'd battle me... Then decided to no-show. My boy Phresh on the beat: http://www.soundclick.com/phreshtrax
The illest music you'll ever hear.
Story behind the song
Beat = http://www.soundclick.com/phreshtrax
Lyrics
Now Ricardo is allergic to whack emcees,
And this explains his absence on DMusic… Please
What you’re really saying is you’re allergic to yourself
I suggest a new hobby not detrimental to your health
Grab your mic off the shelf, come back, see what happens
Nothing, you couldn’t pay a slut to keep laughing
At your sorry tracks, that you burn on cheap wax
Keeping all your fans running like they trying to save gas
Asking in the forums, “Yo, who wants Max Back?”
Man no one wants you back like a dirty tampax
You can try and use a mask, but I spit that anthrax
Me smashing you is certain like napping on amtrax
You fucking fag, get out my lane, I don’t swerve
I got this fool shook like Ex in his back nerve
This overweight Ricky Martin really likes his dessert
He’s a freak from the circus that you pay to observe
I’m working overtime, I got bitches to serve
Meanwhile Ricardo’s at the store sticking fish in his purse
This dudes definition of a fulltime job
Is filming claymation masturbation in a parking lot
What the fuck yo, you failed three times to get a deal
But with cameras you can always have a job on the reel
But not a real job, it may be a pastime
I guess your Losers Inc. tag does fit you in real-time
Here’s the main fact, you don’t rap, you shoot clips
Hoping you’ll be able to score chicks with huge tits
But all you see is a floppy dick with huge zits
On his youtube account with amateur porn flicks
Now I know you got some problems you need off your chest
Best friends with Aflunky, need I explain the rest
Up in San Diego sporting lipstick and a dress
Tuck your dick between your thighs, maybe then I’ll be impressed
By your thick Latin ass, coke bottle glasses
Leather jacket in your pics, Michael Jackson fashion
Chubby cheeks begging my fists to just smash in
Eradicate your teeth like a dental assassin
Mashing, on this fucking geek, no sleeping
Till I convince Jabba the Hut to quit eating
All his kids food, man I’m in a bad mood
Fuck this, I’m done, see all you bitches in round two