Robert Attias was born at a young age and raised by gypsies on a small farm in Brooklyn. His father Dimitri worked as a volunteer fisherman, spending eight long years developing a foolproof burglar alarm system- until someone stole it. His mother Candace worked in a candle factory, a relatively easy job since she only worked on wick-ends. Growing up in New York City on the corner of 94th and Victim was challenging for young Robert. In his tough neighborhood you didn't have neighbors, you had witnesses! If you put your hand in wet cement, you felt another hand. Young Robert once asked a cop how to get to the subway, the cop told him- he didn't know, no one ever made it that far. Robert's favorite toy was Mr. Potato Head, of course after it got run over by a lawn mower he started calling it Mr. Hash Browns. He also wasn't very athletic as a child. He was the only kid in Little League who got traded. It is rumored that he wore a cup to play Monopoly. Eventually Robert Attias matriculated to Benedict Arnold High (their mascot was the chameleon) before attending U.C.L.A. - in New York (University on the corner of Lexington Avenue.) While still in high school, he took the S.A.T. and on the day of the test he was so nervous that his hands started to shake and he accidentally put the answer to #12 in the #13 spot. From that point on, every one of his answers was wrong. His test scores were so low, he was offered a football scholarship. He chose music and sculpting instead.