The Ballad Of Mr. Awesome

Wantmonster began as an improvisational dance troupe located in eastern Serbia way back in the graceful year of nineteen hundred and ninety two. Quickly realizing the real money was in the basement punk circuit of western Canada, the misanthropic anti-heroes hastily hijacked the local jet pack merchants wares to facilitate their migration. Upon arrival in the new world it was decreed that the collective would roam aimlessly in a bardlike manner serenading their victims before asking for drugs and bus fare. Several attempts were made by the Monsters of Want to grasp coattails of those that came before so that they could drop band names in their gangster raps. But that is really neither here nor there..