Name: Talk Nasty With Me (rated xXx)
Duration: 4 min 16 s
Channel: Lawrence Wise
Description: "Talk Nasty With Me (rated xXx)" is a song by Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra OSMOS. The 'infamous' B-Side to 'Everybody Jam', which took on a 'life' of it's own. Features a nasty character named 'Uncle Chester, The Booty Molester'!!

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The 'infamous' B-Side to 'Everybody Jam', which took on a 'life' of it's own. Features a nasty character named 'Uncle Chester, The Booty Molester'!!

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Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra OSMOS

An Experimental Project (Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra), and a Loose Funky Jammer (OSMOSIS). 2 separate sides, the very same dude.

Hello. Lawrence Wise And The Cosmic Funk Orchestra/OSMOSIS is actually a One-Man Home Recording Project that has been my 'stress relief' (ha ha!), since about MAY, 1981. I'm from that first wave of DIY Cassette-Tapers ('analog'--and PROUD OF IT!). Hell, the majority of my material between '81 and '99 was done on the earliest large-model Casio Synthesizers (the MT-68, MT-400-V and MT-200), with a Yamaha thrown into the mix (on occasion). Recently, I've started posting my material on the web (after transfering it from cassette-tape to digital disc, and then to MP3---a very hard process, considering the AGE of some of the tapes). It was in these past 2 1/2 years on the web that I discovered that, despite the ridicule you're going to get, there IS an Audience for your music--no matter how different it is. I've been telling some of my friends and peers for years to NEVER get rid of ANY of their recordings, no matter how 'crappy' you were (of think you were), because having a 'Back Catalog' is a damn good thing. You MAY have been sitting on some GEMS, and not even know it. And, when I discovered that a 21-year-old jam I posted on MySpace recently ROCKED a lot of folks as far away as SCOTLAND and AFRICA (!), I felt pumped. It means that this was a 'dream' that came thru in the end.

Song Info

Genre

R&B • Funk

Author

Lawrence Wise

Rights

1982, 2007

Uploaded

April 10, 2007

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.9 MB • 128 kbps • 4:16

Story behind the song

Actually the THIRD track recorded for the "Funkendectomy" sessions (right after "Everybody Jam" and "Cosmic Funk" respectively), "Talk Nasty With Me" is the SECOND Track on the whole album (cut No. 2, Side One of the original cassette-album).  Being 'inspired' by Clarence Ried's 'BLOWFLY' character--which has been going thru a 'hit record' phase between '79 and '86--and the character 'Uncle Chester' from HUSTLER magazine, I created my OWN 'Uncle Chester':  not a pedophile, like the cartoon character in HUSTLER, but just a nasty 'playa' whose targets were of legal age (but probably 'illegal morals', heh heh!).  There are TWO Voices on a 'Chester' song (both done by ME, in the same track--no overdubbing--just like a 'radio-play'):  'Chester' himself, who functions as the lead vocalist, and his 'bass player' who functions as 'the backup vocalist, and who usually joins in near the END of the track.  And, who functions as the STRAIGHT MAN to Chester.

It's that style which made what was intended just to be FILLER and a B-SIDE, it's OWN Hit!!  

(not to mention the nasty words that are thrown at you from 'Chester').

Lyrics

The original lyrics were IMPROVISED on the spot--and it shows--but are so vulgar and insidious, that I WILL NOT print them.  Let me just say that "You'd BETTER NOT play this for your Mama---if you'd want to LIVE, that is!!"

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