It all started back in 1969 on a grassy field somewhere on a distant planet. Roamy freely amongst the big folk was a little man known to few, loved by noone. Looking for a little action, he started covorting with the natives and from that day he knew all would be lost if not for his tool. Using it wisely became his credo. Frequently bending down to pick up the trash amongst the lillies, he found this gem. Plucked it from it's green hideaway and brought it into this new world. This is for all the lost, lonely and unloved little folk in a world of giants. Sometimes people just need to take it up the ass.
