After the first Madden Jam, I knew I would make another one. And when I heard this potato/french fries rant, I knew that this would be made into the second one. The fact that he pronounces it 'potata' makes it 45% funnier. And that's an exact figu
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Here's what John Madden and Al Michaels are saying (I think word for word-could be a little off)
MADDEN - "You know what I'd hate to be, it's a potato."
MICHAELS - "Among other things ... pass to Kennison is incomplete, covered by Jammer. And you'd hate to be a potato because?"
MADDEN - "Well do you see what they do to that potata? I mean they take it, and they take all the skin off it and put it in the thing and, you know, slice it and then they put it in the thing and fry it ... you, you don't have a chance."
MICHAELS - "So in your next life you're not going to come back as a Mr. Potato-Head ..."
MADDEN - "I'm not. No, no, no."
MICHAELS - "Second down and 10."
MADDEN - "I'm gonna come back as a golden retriever."
