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No Hos (TLC Parody)
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This song about prostitutes is one of my all time best performers. It has been around since shortly after the original and predates No Pigeons believe it or not. . .I had recorded it several times, but this one should be the final recording.
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A man writing parodies just because. .singing and writing is fun
I write parodies for fun and record them because I love performing. Check out my website at badave.com for more info! In case anyone is curious, my backing tracks are created by and used with permission by karaoke-version.com/en. They make some really cool karaoke tracks and are very approachable people.
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Genre
Podcasts • Parody
Charts
Peak #26
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
David/Freeware Midi Sites
Rights
2006
Uploaded
November 25, 2008
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MP3 7.8 MB • 320 kbps • 3:23
Story behind the song
This song is of the largely popular No Scrubs by TLC, most people know it as the song that drove them bankrupt. I thought it was catchy, but repetitive and anti-poor guy, so I wrote my own version of it. Rest In Piece Left Eye, I realize this is a parody of a song in which she was a part of, but I respect her as an artist both in life and death.
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Oooooooooooo A Ho is a girl that thinks she's fly and is also known as a Hustler (Hustler, Hustler) Always talks about who she fucked and just waits for a desperate ass So (no) I don't want your pager (No) I don't want you giving me head and (No) I don't wanna fuck you nowhere (No) I won't let you near my bed and no I Don't want no Ho (No Ho No Ho) a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me Hanging on the broad street side of some New York Drive Trying to flash her titties I Don't want no Ho (No Ho No Ho) a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me Hanging on the broad street side of some New York Drive Trying to flash her titties (A Ho's checking me and I know she's kinda cheap cause all she wants to do is deep throat me Cause I'm just getting gas While She's staring at my ass Can't give no Hooker my cash So No) So no I don't want your pager (Yeah) No I don't want you giving me head and No I don't wanna fuck you nowhere No I won't let you near my bed and no I Don't want no Ho (check It) a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me Hanging on the broad street side (uh uh) of some New York Drive (New York Drive) Trying to flash her titties I Don't want no Ho (No Ho uh uh uh uh) a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me Hanging on the broad street side of some New York Drive Trying to flash her titties (If you make your cash at the truck stop) Oh Yes Ho I'm talking to you (If you think your body is worth selling) Oh Yes Ho I'm talking to you (If you have a boy but you looking for toys) Oh Yes Ho I'm talking to you (Wanna get with me, take my money OH NO) I Don't Want No Hoooo (Noooo--Hooooo) No Ho (Noooo--Hooooo) Nooo (Noooo--Hooooo) Hoo (Noooo--Hooooo) NO HO I Don't want no Ho (No Ho) a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me (no Dough from me) Hanging on the broad street side of some New York Drive Trying to flash her titties (Trying to flash her titties) I Don't want No Ho a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me Hanging on the broad street side of some New York Drive Trying to flash her titties (Trying to flash in titties) I Don't want No Ho a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me Hanging on the broad street side of some New York Drive Trying to flash her titties I Don't want No Ho a Ho is a girl that can't get no dough from me (From ME) Hanging on the broad street side of some New York Drive Trying to flash her titties (Trying to flash her titties. . .no)
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