10/04/06 My alias = Arcane. Round 1 @ DMusic.com's Halloween Battles. You won't understand all the jokes unless you're familiar with certain DMusic users, but here it is anyway.
The illest music you'll ever hear.
Story behind the song
DMusic Halloween Battles 2006
http://hb06.dmusic.com/music
Lyrics
It so sad to me when kids have kids
So when I say protect yourself, I don’t mean bibs
Cause I went to your myspace and seen so many children
You would think this dude adopted a whole orphanage building
So really, how you think you run NYC
When you got 18 kids crying on your feet
Serious, this dad against me stands no chance
Only time he has to record is while changing dirty pants
TommyGunz is the new spokesman to keep it wrapped
His new condom commercial had me rolling on my back
“Hi, my name is Tommy and if you plan to unzip
Use Trojan or you’ll end up like me… No shit!”
He got more STD’s then Hilton’s teeth
Like he took used douche juice then painted his sheath
I ain’t never seen anything as fuked up as this
Till I saw your hair, well, there goes that hypothesis
You got so many rings carved all up in your dome
I was hoping it was radiation from your cell phone
But then I seen the caption, it said “fly cut”
Who the fuck you ask, someone with their eyes wide shut?
So let’s see, your afro has got crop circles
And your facial features resemble Steve Urkel’s
You got more kids then the Partridge crew
And you deal with raw meat like the Donner Party do
So I listened to your tracks, and look what I see
Another emcee joined with the G.C.E.
Tdubb’s a smart cat, though he ain’t attend college
But come on Dubb, you don’t need Gunz you got Nawlige (get it?….)
I admit, Gunz kinda sound like 50 Cent
But the echo on his vocals sound like he’s in a vent
You dropping in a booth or up in a sweage tube
Cause your vocal layers confuse me like a rubix cube
