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Have you ever wondered how librarians get their kicks?
alternative indie pop ukulele
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Ukulele pop
Welcome to the Jay Seeley Ukulele Martini Hour. The Martini Hour is more than music -- it's a way of life. Come, sit back and relax. Have a drink. Open your mind and your ears to the limitless possibilities of the Martini Hour. Pleasure is the order of the day. You will not be disappointed.
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Genre
Pop • Dance-Pop
Charts
Peak #198
Peak in subgenre #99
Author
Jay Seeley
Rights
2006
Uploaded
September 20, 2006
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MP3
MP3 1.9 MB • 128 kbps • 2:04
Lyrics
He's a vegan kind of guy And he wouldn't hurt a fly Everyone just adores him From his Birkenstocks to his wire rims No one wonders why There's a gleam in his eye No one gives a second look When he leaves work with a bag full of ill-fated books He's the S&M librarian The S&M librarian Dewey's corpse would spin In his grave he knew about him The S&M librarian He gets home and locks the door Sets up his special lab Where he will punish every book 'Cause every book's been bad He's got a special rack To make the bindings crack He's never heard a sound so fine As pages ripping from a spine He finds he's right at home With a sharpened folding bone The volume face down on the table Must submit as he slowly peels off its label He's the S&M librarian The S&M librarian Carnegie's corpse would spin In his grave if he knew about him The S&M librarian
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