Name: Tissue Police
Duration: 4 min 2 s
Channel: Words/music Susan & Kent Trewick, Lisa Firestone
Description: "Tissue Police" is a song by SusieCool. A funny song about where we sometimes have to use facial tissue, and what would happen if they had a 'Tissue Police' force.

Tissue Police

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A funny song about where we sometimes have to use facial tissue, and what would happen if they had a 'Tissue Police' force.

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SusieCool

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SusieCool, sings, writes songs, and plays guitar. Vick DeGiorgio plays bass. Stuart Hall sings, plays guitar and mandolin. Mandala sings backup. Bill Wuerful and Mike Dale play drums/percussion.

Song Info

Genre

Podcasts • Comedy

Charts

#3,206 today Peak #3

#830 in subgenre Peak #2

Author

Words/music Susan & Kent Trewick, Lisa Firestone

Rights

2006

Uploaded

August 27, 2006

Track Files

MP3

MP3 3.7 MB • 128 kbps • 4:02

Story behind the song

I found a box of tissues with this warning.
"It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.  Use only as a facial tissue"
The song was begging to be written!!!

Lyrics

The Tissue Police	
(c) 11/2005    Susan Foster-Trewick/Kent Trewick/Lisa Firestone 


(Spoken)
"It is a violation of federal law to use this product in a manner inconsistent with its labeling.  Use only as a facial tissue"

I (A)                                V (E)               
Hear the bell a ï¿½ringing, ring a ding a dinging
IV  (D)                               I  (A)
There has been a terrible crime
Hear the sirens sounding, police dogs are howling
Someone will have to do time

IV                                           I        V                   I
It seems the cause at issue, is a facial tissue
IV                                  I                V
Used where the sun don't shine	

IV                     I                                         V                           I
The tissue police are coming, the tissue police are coming
IV                     I                                       V
The tissue police are coming, a crime is underway
The tissue police are coming   (X3)   to take me away

I                          V                  IV                              I  
Some of the evidence, was stuck to my shoe
The policemen read his rights, and searched me too
IV                            I                         V                           I
But they could not believe, the sight they saw
IV                        I                           V
Some tissue still attached, where it broke the law
	
CHORUS

		IVm (Dm)                  Im (Am)       IVm                        Im
BRIDGE	The label says quite clearly, use only on the face
		IVm           Im               IIm (Bm)                V7  (E7)
It is a violation, to use it in any other place
      
CHORUS x2

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