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A Tale of Two Titties
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Punk rock the way it was supposed to be played: fast, sloppy, and by untalented drug addicts. Teh Revolt's notorious live show (which is known for its onstage s
This band was created out of boredom in my room and has grown to something much greater than humanity itself.
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Genre
Alternative • Ska
Charts
Peak #90
Peak in subgenre #4
Author
Terry Volt
Rights
2006
Uploaded
November 09, 2006
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MP3 1.5 MB • 128 kbps • 1:39
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This is one of those songs where you think of the title and then the song writes itself. Its also a true life experience...
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I was driving my car one afternoon and saw the best looking tits i'd ever seen. They weren't sloppy or soggy or pimply or touching the ground. They were firm yet supple and juicy and oh-so perfectly round. The tits on this dame put Pamela's to shame i had to get a closer look. So i got out of my car and asked to buy her a drink even though we weren't at a bar. She just looked right in my eyes (which happened to be looking down her shirt) and without hesitation said "Would you rather fuck my tits instead?" I said "yes!" So we went to her house and she gave me a pill and i fucked her tits till night when i passed out exhuasted for i had not busted more nuts in my life. The next morning i woke up alone and my nutsack was covered in cum. "fuck" i said "it was just a dream oh well at least it was fun". Then to my surprise the titties came out of the kitchen i was stunned. She just sighed said "last night was alright now what do you want for lunch?" I said her tits...
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